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A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are...
A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the...
This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in. The one that’s in, sends players out one at a time, to see...
Bob is a favorite conductor among commuters on the Long Island Rail Road. He has great rapport with the regulars, but occasionally runs into a problem...
A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10...
In a church one Sunday morning a preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front of...
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free...
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you...
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. “Dude,” he told a friend, “I’ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back.”...
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the...