Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do...
A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache. After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, knowing her farts are loud, she...
A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, “I’m terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I...
Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a...
At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up. “I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor. “The good news is you have...
Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands, even from the church. One day a priest stopped one of the boys...
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first...
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided...
A man is standing at a grave, staring at the head stone. A second man walks up and asks, “Is this someone you knew?” The first...
During a bank robbery, the thief’s mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, “Did you see my face?” The hostage had, so the...