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A young man looking to get married asked his friend. “Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like.” “Oh, that’s easy,”...
A man and woman are sitting on their porch drinking a beer. The man says, “I love you.” The woman says, “Is that you talking or...
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a lamb under his arm. He walks over to his wife who’s laying in bed. “See!” he yells, “This...
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The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said. “A set of...
A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the...