Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?” First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue”...
Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die! We’re going to die!...
A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. “What’s...
Two old retired men are sitting on the bench watching the time go by. There is an old hound dog lying on the ground in front...
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!”...
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around...
A man walks out onto a busy New York City street and happens to catch a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and...