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An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney,...
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a...
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think...
A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes. The genie said, “For every wish you make, your wife gets two.”...
The five most important qualities in a woman: one who is independent and helps around the house, one who can make you laugh, one who you...
A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped by the police. “Sir, did you know you were speeding?” asked...
An old man goes into Victoria’s Secret and tells the sales-person behind the counter he needs a present for his wife. “See,” explains the man, “It...
A man is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he forgot some important paperwork. He calls home so that his wife...
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses,...
Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing undressed around his John Deere. “What are you doing!” asks Bob. Pete...