A woman heads to the doctors office for her usual checkup. While there, the doc notices a strange rash on her chest in the shape of...
A guy’s talking to a girl in a bar. He asks her, “What’s your name?” She says, “Carmen.” He says, “That’s a nice name. Who named...
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant...
Mary and Jane are talking. Mary declares that she’s finally got pregnant after years of trying. ‘How did you manage it?’ asks Jane. ‘I went to...
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The...
Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with make love. “I think my privates are too small” he says. The doctor asks...
One day Sven walks into the local pub and announces, “Well boys Sven’s is getting married.” As you can imagine all of Sven’s’ friends were very...
Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. “Can...
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she...
A Boyfriend texts his Girlfriend saying “Hey babe you wanna come over and have make love?” Girlfriend texts back “Duh!” So the girl goes over her...