Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says...
A blonde was swerving all over the road so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?”...
Suzy asked her big sister Samantha how babies are made. Samantha explains it to her. “I still don’t get it? Can you show me.” Suzy says....
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.” So the bartender follows...
This guy was so lonely that he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and...
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s Day. As they had not been dating very long, it was a...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately...
A doctor tells a group of patients, “The material we put into our stomachs is terrible. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining....
A man walks into a store and he saw a thermos. The clerk walks up to him and asks, “May I help you with anything?” “Yea!...
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Blonde CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of...