A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. “I have to be honest with you” the woman says as the guy makes his...
One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run… but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and...
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him and asked; “could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest,...
There was three guys walking down a hill a black guy, a Mexican guy, and a Korean guy. Then they got kidnapped by a crazy gay...
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations....
A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn’t include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks,...
A gent is sitting alone at the bar in Caesars Palace. A Jewish call girl comes over to him and asks him if he would like...
After surgery, the doctor said to the patient, “I am sorry, but I forgot a pair of scissors inside you. I need to…” The patient quickly...
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She...