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Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says: “I have to confess, I held mans weapon in...
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The...
A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination. “Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.”...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts abduction her. After the rapist is done, he says, “Hey Sister,...
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll...
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me loving. What can I do?” “Hmmm....
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you...