An old cowboy died and he’s at the pearly gates, Waiting to be admitted while St. Peter is leafing’ through this Big Book to see if...
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down...
Three man died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season, Saint Peter said, you...
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what’s so funny? He said I can see your corset strap....
An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in...
Barry had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on...
An elderly man John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ‘Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!’ That won...
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of...
Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentist’s office. Martin says to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry I have three...
Teacher: “Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words?” Little Johnny: “Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in...