Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortise had set in and it was flat...
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station,...
Ole was working his way through Lena’s fall cleanup list. He looked under the porch, and they’re nestled in a nice cosy nest was a family...
One day little Johnny comes in from the playground and writes the word “tool” on the board in a block letter very small. So the teacher...
Martha and Elsie had lived in the same Senior retirement home for 15 years. One morning they met at the elevator on the way to breakfast....
An old man had a dog he just loved, But the dog had the bad habit of attacking anything that moved including people. His friends told...
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes...
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman...
An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson Little Johnny coming, So he told his grandson. Grandfather: Little Johnny go and hide, your teacher...
Little Johnny’s mother got pulled over on I-44 for going 7 mph over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to their car, the...