The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said. “You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It...
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man...
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little...
A Little Old Man Wants to Play Golf One Day. He walks into the pro shop and they pair him up with two other golfers, Jesus...
Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean 80?”...
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played...
Little Johnny had hurt his finger while working on his model aeroplane. He ran to his mother, who kissed the wound and made it better. On...
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions,...
Little Johnny was playing in his room, when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked...
The salesman approaches the farmer and says, “Good day to you sir! I’d like to tell you about our top-of-the-line tractor. You will not find a...