Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking...
Angus is an old man of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, “Maggie, cud ya be sewing on a wee button...
A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you...
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest...
An Irish guy goes on a skiing trip to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of...
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their shorts, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers...
“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Brian told his best friend Mike. “Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?” his...
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!”...
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning....
An Alabama sheriff went fishing on his day off. As he sat on the riverbank, Little Johnny came walking by. Spying a frog, Little Johnny grabbed...