One morning, a rabbit walks into a butcher shop and says, ‘Hello, sir. Do you have any carrots?’ The barber responds, ‘Carrots? This is a butcher...
Paddy and Mick worked together in the factory and were both laid off. At the unemployment office, Paddy was asked his occupation: “underwear stitchery, I stitched...
There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a cork...
Little Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door and says to the lady: “I’m collecting today, that’ll be five dollars.” She says. “I’m a...
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years, I’m not giving this new bull any...
One day a farmer discovers he has a talking horse. So, after talking to it for a while, the horse decides that it wants to learn...
At a Wednesday evening church meeting a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony. “I’m a millionaire,” he said, “and I attribute it all to...
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit...
Little Johnny had a foul mouth. His mother was at the end of her wit. Not knowing what to do, she went to the local Church...
Two businessmen in the center of town were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only...