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One day a girl on the beach with no arms or legs was crying and a life guard saw here came up to here and asked:...
Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his...
A man returned to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the front end of the car. There was no sign...
Driving home late one night, a man spotted a car on fire. He rushed over to help and saw that a beautiful woman was trapped inside,...
An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time with a wife or a mistress. The architect said he...
A lion was becoming rather old and slow and was having trouble catching prey. He decided he needed a disguise so that other animals would not...
A pilot and co-pilot were descending for an emergency landing at an airport which they had never been to before. Suddenly the pilot looked out of...
Two aliens were strolling around a small town in the US when they had a sudden urge to taste some Earth food. Having no Earth currency,...
A women’s group from Miami Beach decided to go on a day trip to a working farm in the country. Since most of them had lived...
A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town. “There it is,” said the Englishman. “It’s quite impressive, I...