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An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they’d do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over...
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up...
During an international gynecology conference, an English doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently. “Only last week,” the Frenchman said,...
Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store’s shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One...
A man went into a bank and almost on hands and knees, begged for a loan. He needed the money desperately to feed his family. The...
One of the world’s most clever mathematicians was arrested by the police in an airport for smuggling a bomb in his hand luggage. The math expert...
A Zebra arrives on a farm. The first animal she meets is a cow. “Whats your job?” she asks. “My job is to give milk,” the...
One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12″ tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks...