Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house,...
A man wakes up home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of...
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish,...
There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday. It didn’t matter what kind of weather it was, he was hooked on a round...
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the...
A man is speeding down the freeway when he’s stopped by a police car and has to pull over. “Do you realize you were doing 90...
Harry and Sheila were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that Harry...
A couple went Christmas shopping at the mall. They decided to go their separate ways and meet two hours later. The husband was at their appointed...
An airline introduced a special package for Businessmen. “Buy your ticket and get your wife’s ticket free!” After great success the company sent letters to all...
Paddy met Mick in the street and said, ‘Paddy, in future you should draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife !’ ‘Why?’ Paddy...