Jim needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so...
A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him, “Do you know how to use the equipment?” “Yes,” the...
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of...
A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center...
Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, “What kind of boy did your daughter...
I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and...
A man’s printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop. A friendly young man informed him, “Well, you could bring...
Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship...
A new camp commander was appointed and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. He went over there and asked them why...
A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he says. The two...