The crumbling, old church building needed remodeling, so the preacher made an impassioned appeal, looking directly at the richest may in town. At the end of...
She married him because he was such a “strong man.” She divorced him because he was such a “dominating male.” He married her because she was...
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like...
Sam died. His will provided $50,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said,...
A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tyre alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had...
A Jew applied for an audience with the Pope. After insistently waiting for three days and refusing to budge, he was finally granted one. “Your Holiness,...
David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin airport. He notices the driver looks at him insistently in the rearview mirror. After 5 minutes the taxi...
There was a young priest who was having trouble both writing and delivering his sermons. So he asked his Bishop for help. The wise old Bishop...
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet. Officer: What is her height? Husband: Average, I guess. Officer: Weight? Husband: Average, I...
An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. He...