A man decided to change his life and for a start he took up the easiest drinking. He got so drunk with whisky and his breath...
A husband takes the wife to a night club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big time. Break dancing, moon walking, back flips,...
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a...
Tim: I hear you just got married again. Sam: Yes, for the fourth time. Tim: What happened to your first three wives? Sam: They all died....
A friend asked a gentleman why he never married? Replied the gentleman, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman… I guess I’ve been...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a...
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother...
A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and a little boy, in a whisper, says, ” Hello” Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?”...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Do you and your wife ever do it doggies style?” asked the one. “Well, not exactly.” His...