A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he...
A boy says to a girl, “So, make love at my place?” “Yeah!” “Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and...
Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, “I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.” Doctor Fitzpatrick says, “I prefer...
Two men are talking and one says to the other, “My wife’s doctor says she has menopause, and, man, has she been moody lately. How long...
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to...
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy...
A disciple went to his master and said, “I have served you faithfully for ten years. Now I have a wish: give me something to eat...
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started...
Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, “If there is baseball in heaven will you come back...