A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker...
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t give you cyanide just...
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabbouleh and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers...
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but she couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many...
Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible....
A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him...
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later...
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in...
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her corset open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must...
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell...