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A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I...
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. Where have ye been all this time,...
Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says...
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business. When the gorgeous woman next to him started to milk feed her baby. The...
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked...
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue”...
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An old Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet...
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a...
Joey goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me protection please? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner and...