A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax. So he decided to go to the...
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said,...
A elderly doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond...
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with...
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation...
Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I came here for a...
A woman golfer having many wrinkles from numerous hours in the sun playing golf decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
The teacher asked Kaposi, “Why is your cat at school today Little Johnny?” Little Johnny replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I...
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will...
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having lovemaking...