A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them...
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies...
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. ‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers. Paddy had never been with a...
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at car roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their...
Anna complained to her friend Julia how she sometimes found it difficult to initiate make love with her husband. “I know a simple trick,” Julia said....
An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, undressed….except for his boots. “Where your clothes at, Slim?”, ask the one man back at the barn. I was...
A very old lady entered a crowded bus. I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the...
A man became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals. Still couldn’t get cured. He was sad. Then his wife advised, “why don’t you consult a veterinary...
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it...
An old woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart. Doctor: Can you read...