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Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks the class to use a word in a sentence. The...
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, “You know what…? I think it’s about time...
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
A wife is frying eggs for her husband in the morning Suddenly the husband appears behind the wife’s back and says: “Careful, CAREFUL, put more fat...
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and...
Little Johnny’s first-grade class was playing “Name That Animal.” The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?” “A cat!”...
A man is drunk at a bar after finally deciding to go home to his wife, he promptly vomits all over his shirt. He becomes worried...
A man comes back home from work. Sits down in his favorite chair, turns on the TV and says to his wife, “Quick, bring me a...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and a nurse stood close by Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the...
Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to...