Little Johnny is asked by his teacher: “What is the most wonderful thing in life for you?” “Well, sir.” Says Johnny. “When I think about it,...
An old man lived alone. His only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son. Dear Son, I am feeling pretty...
An elderly man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anesthesia shot. “No...
An elderly man Dave walks into a bar and sees John his old friend sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big...
An elderly professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very...
A little girl is walking her dog when a priest comes along and says, “Hello, little girl. What’s your name?” She says, “Rose-petal.” He says, “That’s...
Three old women die and go to heaven. When they reach the gates of heaven St. Peter tells them that they have to answer a question...
A man working in an IT company became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals but still couldn’t get cured… He was sad. Then his wife advised,...
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s...
An old blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper. “Wanna hear a joke about blondes?” Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave....