A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The...
A handsome man in a dress approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a...
An old man finds a protection in his grandson’s apartment and asks what it is. “It’s a protection,” replies the grandson, sheepishly. “What do you use...
When Grandpa found a bottle of tablet in his son’s medicine cabinet, He asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think...
Little johnny’s three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, So she goes in to see what’s...
Morris a ninety-year-old man lived in a retirement home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and...
An old couple died in a car crash and go to heaven. They had been in good health their entire lives due to the wife’s interest...
A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it...
There once was a little old lady who wanted a parrot all her life. Finally, one day she spots a good deal on a parrot for...