Dorothy and Edna, two ‘senior’ widows, are talking. Dorothy: ‘That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him...
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy...
An atheist was seated next to an elderly lady on Ryan Air flight from London to Dublin and he turned to her and said, “Do you...
It seems that when God was making the world, He called the man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal life. The man was...
A wife is having lovemaking with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.”...
A magician is hired to perform on a luxury cruise liner. One day when performing a show, he hears a voice from the crowd saying. “It’s...
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health do you have any medical concerns you would like...
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking 82-year drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand....
The teacher asked all the students to write an essay on the subject My Pet. The next day she started checking the homework of everyone. After...
An old woman wants to get married one last time so she doesn’t die alone. She takes out an ad in the paper that says, “I’m...