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A guy wandered over to a beautiful woman in a bar and started chatting her up. Not too far into the conversation he said: “Do you...
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Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, “My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his...
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“Get this,” said a guy to his friends, “Last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.”...
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