A good looking woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn’t see anyone,...
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had...
An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls...
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every...
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the...
As the commuter flight prepared to land, the flight attendant announced, “Please help us welcome our new co-pilot who is performing his first commercial landing today....
A shy man was feeling a little lucky and decided to ask the subdued provocative librarian about seduction as he tended to be oblique in his...
“Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” Bob asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?” “Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You...
A guy, short of money asked a man what he could do to earn some. The man replied, “I’ll give you $1000 if you do three...