Two guys were out fishing on the lake when a hearse and funeral procession passed the boat on a nearby road. One of them stood up...
Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there...
Two Italian couple marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there. The newlyweds call the groom’s mother for...
Little Johnny’s brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny’s toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled “JIMMY! WHAT ARE...
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, “I think...
One day, a young cowboy and cowgirl get married. He was a man of the world. She was innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding...
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he would like a bottle of Christian Dior for his wife’s birthday. “A little...
An old man tells his psychiatrist that he is already very old and he has committed during his life many sins. The psychiatrist wanted to help...
Granny congratulates Johnny to his birthday and tells him: “May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!”...
Three men get stranded on a deserted island. They get captured by a local tribe and they get told that if they want to escape, they...