An old Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a...
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well,...
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...
A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. “What kind of toy would you suggest giving a...
A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the Men’s Room. It’s crowded but he finds a vacant urinal to gain relief...
There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill’s wife always...
Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship...
Two girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other, “Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat.” Pushing her...
A little girl in first grade was doing very well especially in spelling. One day she came home with new words to study for an upcoming...
A packed plane was flying over the Atlantic at night. Suddenly, the pilot says, “Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude & we must throw...