A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. The man suspected his...
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. “Take my advice,” said...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly she came out in the divorce settlement, when she spies a lamp washing up...
Two elderly gentlemen were having coffee in the resort hotel the morning after their double wedding to their respective elderly wives. Jim said, with concern, “I’ll...
A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff’s deputies,...
A guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis, after the second week, he made his move....
Sue phones her husband at work, “Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time I’m about to go...
A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring. Looking behind the glass case, he comes across an exquisite band with...
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. “What happened to you?” asked the doctor....
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives. The first two kept bragging about how they could get their...