A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless...
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The...
Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do”...
Little Bob went with his mom to church every Sunday. One morning in the middle of the service Bob complained that he was feeling a bit...
Two old ladies were discussing their husbands over tea. “I wish that my Robert would stop biting his nails.” It gets me very upset. “My Calvin...
Barry and Hannah, an old married couple, are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in case...
A judge was trying to convince a woman filing for divorce to change her mind “you’re 92 he said, you’re husband’s 94 you’ve been married for...