A newly married Italian couple is spending their honeymoon in the bride’s mother’s country cottage. It’s the 1930s the bride’s father died long ago, and they...
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her. “Pack your things and…….!!!” At that point, her phone rang, so I...
A man says to his wife, “Get ready you, me & the dog are going fishing.” Wife says, “I don’t want to go.” Man gives her...
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, “Your husband still has a hard-on, what...
A old man and woman were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon...
A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger...
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home. Her mom advised her: “My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell...
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, “Honey, I have great news! We’re pregnant, and we’re having twins!” The...
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife undressed on the...
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you help me when you get home?” “Sure,” he replies. “What’s the problem?”...