“So, Jimmy”, said Grandpa, as they stood on line at the local grocery store. “What did you learn in school today?” “To tell you the truth”,...
A couple walked into a cheap looking restaurant. As they were about to sit down they noticed there were crumbs on the seat, after cleaning up...
A man and his wife were going for a stroll one night when they spotted what was obviously a blind man taking a walk on the...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: ‘What does the cow say?’ Child: ‘Moooo!’ Mother: ‘Great! What does...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain”. “Just be...
Morris asks his son, now aged 13, if he knows about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, bursting into...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my...
Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, “Look, it’s deer tracks.” The second one said, “No, it’s...
An Elderly Cowboy Slim Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. He said, “When I...
Working at the post office, I’m used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest...