An old granny and her granddaughter are chatting about grandpa -Did you love him, grandma? -Oh yes, I loved him so much. He was all my...
A wife was in bed with her lover, When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
Little Johnny comes to mommy and says: “Mommy, I want a dog.” “No way!” says the mother. “Dogs are dirty, messy, leave hair everywhere and smell!”...
It was high time that Paddy got married. So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife for...
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will...
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant, When this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband...
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!”...
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and...
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What...
A child name Little Johnny asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults...