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Mr. and Mrs. Jones were an average middle-aged couple who got along well enough as long as Mr. Jones didn’t put his foot in his mouth:...
Little Johnny asked for a bike for his birthday. His dad said: “We’d get you one but our mortgage is $80,000 and your mum has lost...
A woman takes her 18-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She...
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife. “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...
A man and his wife were arguing about who was better males or females… the argument turned into a pissing contest… literally when the female claimed...
A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotch-less underclothes in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead love life. After cooking...
As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, “I’m sorry, honey. I’ve got a...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises from his parent’s bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom undressed. He...
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your bum is getting really big,...