A girl is about to tie the knot and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen. “Mom?” she asks. “How do you keep Dad...
Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game. Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying, “For the next...
A little old couple in there eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think...
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning,...
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about make love. Can you explain it to me first?”...
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt...
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not...
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can...
Little Johnny was going to his father’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon....
Little Johnny had hurt his finger while working on his model aeroplane. He ran to his mother, who kissed the wound and made it better. On...