While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their...
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa...
After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening. When the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways...
A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, “What 20 Million American...
Johnny O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top...
An old man of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little old lady of the house exclaiming. “Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that’s...
One day, grandpa is taking care of his grandson sitting on the porch, he’s watching him picking up worms and trying to put them back in...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll...
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas were both 102 years old. They had been married for 74 years. The local television station sent a news crew out to...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can...