This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them....
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A,...
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and...
A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while...
A married couple was watching volleyball game at a beach when the wife spotted a couple in the bleachers. They were being very affectionate. The girl...
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in...
A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the...
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone...
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a...
A man and wife are about to take a trip to Sidney Australia. The man goes up to the Southwest ticket counter and he buys one...