A cab driver reaches the pearly gates
A cab driver reaches the pearly gates.
St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven.
Next in line is a preacher.
St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book, furrows his brow and says, “OK, we’ll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff.”
The preacher is shocked and replies, “But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbies!”
St. Peter responds matter-of-factly,
“This is Heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbies drove his taxi, people prayed.”
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