Clean Jokes
A cowboy rides his horse
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town.
His throat is parched, so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and goes in for a drink.
He comes out a few minutes later, and someone has already stolen his horse.
The people of the town are looking to see his reaction, they aren’t even discreet about it.
He looks around at everyone and says loud and clear:
“I will walk back into the bar to get myself another drink, and if I don’t see my horse right in front of the bar, I will have to do what I did in Texas a year ago after someone stole my horse. And trust me, I didn’t like what I had to do in Texas a year ago.”
After his confident speech, the man walked back into the bar.
The townsfolk looked at each other in fear and got the horseback.
The cowboy finished his second drink and walked out of the bar, saddled the horse, but just before he left the bartender walked up to him and asked.
“Hey, cowboy, we know that we got you your horseback, but do you mind telling us what you had to do a year ago in Texas?”
The cowboy looked at him with an iron gaze and responded:
“I had to walk home.”