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A elderly man gets pulled over

An elderly man gets pulled over by police,

“Step out of the car,” says the cop,

“I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.”

“I can’t”, the man says

“I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”

“Alright,” says the cop,

“Then you’re going to have to take a blood test.”

“Can’t do that either,” Jim replies,

“I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”

“OK,” the cop answers,

“then I will need a urine sample.”

“Sorry,” says Jim,

“I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”

“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.”

“Can’t do that either” responds Jim.

“Why not?” asked the cop.

“Well, because I’m drunk! I could go to jail!”


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