A guy walks into a bar and sits
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman.
The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants.
They were skin-tight, high-waited and had no obvious mechanism zipper, buttons or Velcro for opening them.
After several minutes of puzzling over how she got the pants up over her thighs, he finally worked up the nerve to ask her.
“Excuse me miss, but how do you get into your pants?”
“Well,” she replied, “you can start by buying me a drink.”
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