A kid came home from school

A kid came home from school and asked his dad,

“Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a cunt.

What is a cunt, and what does it look like?”

“Well, son, before make love it looks like a beautiful unopened rose.”

“Wow, what does it look like after make love?”

“Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”