Clean Jokes
A kid came home from school
A kid came home from school and asked his dad,
“Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a cunt.
What is a cunt, and what does it look like?”
“Well, son, before make love it looks like a beautiful unopened rose.”
“Wow, what does it look like after make love?”
“Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”