A maid asks the lady of the house

A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise.

“Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks.

Because your husband says I cook better than you ever did.

“Oh does he now? Well, that’s not enough, why else?” the lady asks.

“He also says I clean better than you ever did” the maid says.

“I shall give him a piece of my mind later then, but that’s still not enough to get a rise from me,” the lady replies.

“OK, I better in bed than you too.”

“WHAT!” screamed the lady.

“How dare you. And did my husband tell you that too?”

“No,” says the maid:

“It was the gardener, and now I think we can settle on double my rate.”