A man came home from the mine

A man came home from the mine where he works, very sad and stressed.

The wife asks: Babe what’s wrong???

The man says: All the people I’m working with are dead.

Wife: What happened??

Man: The lift cables broke and the lift lost control and killed all of them.

Wife: How did you survive??

Man: Had a running stomach so I went to the toilet… when coming back, they were gone, and every family will receive $10 million each.

Wife: Daaaaamn!!! You mean i have lost $10 million because of Your ……ShiiiiT !?!?!?