A man goes to a psychologist

A man goes to a psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about relations.”

The psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots.

“What is this a picture of?” he asks.

The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, “That’s a man and a woman having relations.”

The psychologist says, “Very interesting,” and shows the next picture.

“And what is this a picture of?”

The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, “That’s a man and a woman having relations.”

The psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?”

The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, “That’s a man and a woman having relations.”

The psychologist states, “Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with relations.”

“Me!?” demands the patient.

“You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!”